120 Best Cyber Monday Shopping Quotes You’ve Never Heard

Best Cyber Monday Shopping Quotes.

The Biggest shopping season of the year is here again! And sales and transactions have been going on through the week.

Holiday shopping is now a worldwide cultural phenomenon that is celebrated with enthusiasm and excitement. Presently there are striking Cyber Monday quotes that have gotten popular because of either trends or timing.

Here is a collection of Cyber Monday quotes and sayings for your pleasure.

Best Cyber Monday Quotes

1. Shopping is a bit of a relaxing hobby for me, which is sometimes troubling for the bank balance.

2. Groceries became a revelation: the people coming out with bundles of food. It’s all like a great ceremony, and the whole drudgery of shopping has become my inspiration.

3. Whoever said that money can’t buy happiness, simply didn’t know where to go shopping.

4. Fashion is the most powerful art there is. Its movement, design, and architecture all in one. It shows the world who we are and who we’d like to be.

5. I think that when you’re really stressed out and can’t face reality, you shop.

6. Shopping is my cardio.

7. Here’s wishing your Black Friday injuries aren’t so severe that you can’t click a mouse on Cyber Monday.

8. As you know, Black Friday is the day shoppers go berserk for holiday deals. -Trey Parker and Matt Stone

9. You may have heard of Black Friday and Cyber Monday. There’s another day you might want to know about: Giving Tuesday. The idea is pretty straightforward. On the Tuesday after Thanksgiving, shoppers take a break from their gift-buying and donate what they can to charity. -Bill Gates

10. Shopping is a woman thing. It’s a contact sport like football. Women enjoy the scrimmage, the noisy crowds, the danger of being trampled to death, and the ecstasy of the purchase. -Erma Bombeck.

11. Thank God we’re living in a country where the sky’s the limit, the stores are open late and you can shop in bed thanks to television. -Joan Rivers

12. We traditionally do this in my family by driving around the parking lot until we see a shopper emerge from the mall, then we follow her, in very much the same spirit as the Three Wise Men, who 2,000 years ago followed a star, week after week, until it led them to a parking space.

13. The odds of going to the store for a loaf of bread and coming out with only a loaf of bread are three billion to one.

14. The Christmas season has come to mean the period when the public plays Santa Claus to the merchants. -John Andrew Holmes

15. Thank God we’re living in a country where the sky’s the limit, the stores are open late and you can shop in bed thanks to television. -Joan Rivers

16. A Christmas shopper’s complaint is one of long-standing. -Author Unknown

17. People will buy anything that is one to a customer. -Sinclair Lewis

18. Consumerism has a religious day called Black Friday. -Jarod Kintz

19. A bargain is something you can’t use at a price you can’t resist. -Franklin P. Jones

20. Shopping tip: You can get shoes for 85 cents at the bowling alley. -Author Unknown

21. Once again we find ourselves enmeshed in the Holiday Season, that very special time of year when we join with our loved ones in sharing centuries-old traditions such as trying to find a parking space at the mall.

22. Buying something on sale is a very special feeling. In fact, the less I pay for something, the more it is worth to me. I have a dress that I paid so little for that I am afraid to wear it. I could spill something on it, and then how would I replace it for that amount of money? -Rita Rudner

23. We used to build civilizations. Now we build shopping malls. -Bill Bryson

24. Only one shopping day left ’til tomorrow. -Author Unknown

25. Christmas is the season when you buy this year’s gifts with next year’s money.

26. I shop like a bull — I charge everything!

27. Advertising may be described as the science of arresting the human intelligence long enough to get money from it.

28. Be glad that you’re greedy; the national economy would collapse if you weren’t. -Mignon McLaughlin

29. Creditors have better memories than debtors. -Benjamin Franklin

30. Anyone who believes the competitive spirit in America is dead has never been in a supermarket when the cashier opens another checkout line. -Ann Landers

31. Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don’t need with money you don’t have. -Author Unknown

32. We realize we can’t have everything, and so begins the mad scramble to have everything else.

33. Once again, we come to the Holiday Season, a deeply religious time that each of us observes, in his own way, by going to the mall of his choice.

34. If you camp out at the store for a TV, you are a good consumer. If you camp out for social justice, you’re a dirty hippie and will be pepper-sprayed.

35. When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. It’s a whole different way of thinking. -Elayne Boosler

36. Life is too short to wear boring clothes.

37. Shopping is an art. I am an artist. Respect, please.

38. I wish retail therapy was covered by my health insurance.

39. I wish retail therapy was covered by my health insurance.

40. Shopping is always a good idea.

41. Life is short. Buy the dress.

42. Each day is a page in your fashion story.

43. Work hard so you can shop harder.

44. The quickest way to get to know a woman is to go shopping with her.

45. Saturday is for shopping.

46. The woman just ahead of you at the supermarket checkout has all the delectable groceries you didn’t even know they carried.

47. If men liked shopping, they’d call it research.

48. Get in, loser. We‘re going shopping.

49. Fashion is what you buy, style is what you do with it.

50. I bet deep down you still wish your mom would take you clothes shopping every August for the new school year.

    

51. The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her.

52. When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. It’s a whole different way of thinking.

53. Shopping is always a good idea.

54. Born to shop. Forced to work.

55. Shopping is the only sport I need.

56. If I bought it on sale, I actually MADE money.

57. If men liked shopping, they’d call it research. -Cynthia Nelms

58. A bargain ain’t a bargain unless it’s something you need. -Sidney Carroll

59. Who recalls when folks got along without something if it cost too much? -Kin Hubbard

60. Credit buying is much like being drunk. The buzz happens immediately and gives you a lift…. The hangover comes the day after.

61. Today, there are three kinds of people: the have’s, the have-not’s, and the have-not-paid-for-what-they-have’s.

62. It’s the shop o’clock somewhere!

63. Work hard so you can shop harder.

64. Shopping is a bit of a relaxing hobby for me, which is sometimes troubling for the bank balance.

65. I love to go shopping and see what catches my eye.

66. Online shopping makes everything so much easier – it’s a bad habit of mine.

67. Up all night to get lucky.

68. I always say shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist.

69. Too many people spend money they haven’t earned, to buy things they don’t want, to impress people they don’t like.

70. could give up shopping, but I’m not a quitter.

71. To perceive Christmas through its wrappings becomes more difficult with every year. -Elwyn Brooks White

72. Money is like manure. You have to spread it around or it smells. -J. Paul Getty

73. There must be more to life than having everything! -Maurice Sendak

74. A consumer is a shopper who is sore about something. -Harold Coffin

75. The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her. -Marcelene Cox

76. I haven’t reported my missing credit card to the police because whoever stole it is spending less than my wife. -Ilie Nastase

77. Oh, for the good old days when people would stop Christmas shopping when they ran out of money. -Author Unknown

78. I always say shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist.-Tammy Faye Bakker

79. Shopping is better than sex. If you’re not satisfied after shopping you can make an exchange for something you really like.-Adrienne Gusoff

80. But it is a cold, lifeless business when you go to the shops to buy something, which does not represent your life and talent, but a goldsmith’s. -Ralph Waldo Emerson

81. It used to be that people needed products to survive. Now products need people to survive. -Nicholas Johnson

82. If instead of a gem, or even a flower, we should cast the gift of a loving thought into the heart of a friend, that would be giving as the angels give. -George MacDonald

83. May Peace be your gift at Christmas and your blessing all year through! -Author Unknown

84. A hug is a great gift — one size fits all, and it’s easy to exchange. -Author Unknown

85. Stuffocation: being overwhelmed by the stuff one has bought or accumulated. -Author Unknown

86. On the one hand, shopping is dependable: You can do it alone, if you lose your heart to something that is wrong for you, you can return it; it’s instant gratification and yet something you buy may well last for years. -Judith Krantz.

87. Life is too short to wear boring clothes.

88. Shopping is an art. I am an artist. Respect, please.

89. I wish retail therapy was covered by my health insurance.

90. I wish retail therapy was covered by my health insurance.

91. Shopping is always a good idea.

92. Life is short. Buy the dress.

93. Each day is a page in your fashion story.

94. Work hard so you can shop harder.

95. The quickest way to get to know a woman is to go shopping with her.

96. Saturday is for shopping.

97. The woman just ahead of you at the supermarket checkout has all the delectable groceries you didn’t even know they carried.

98. If men liked shopping, they’d call it research.

99. Get in, loser. We‘re going shopping.

100. Fashion is what you buy, style is what you do with it.

     

101. I bet deep down you still wish your mom would take you clothes shopping every August for the new school year.

102. The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her.

103. When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. It’s a whole different way of thinking.

104. Shopping is always a good idea.

105. Born to shop. Forced to work.

106. Shopping is the only sport I need.

107. If I bought it on sale, I actually MADE money.

108. We were both very much the same, we were both very impulsive, we both loved life. We both loved shopping, we both had a love of clothes, obviously, because he was the designer that I kind of wore forever and ever.

109. Chinese people, young people, they don’t go shopping a lot in department stores. All department store guys hate me. They say business is bad because of Jack.

110. It’s a great thing because I’ve said to my lad, ‘What do you want to do today – football, shopping, playing a game?’ and he says, ‘I want to bake with you, Dad.’ And he loves it, baking with me.

111. I’m a bit of a clothes hoarder, admittedly. I try to weed out stuff. My girlfriends come over for cheese and wine and go shopping in my wardrobe. They especially love it when they get stuff with a tag still on.

112. Be able to go shopping for a bathing suit and not become depressed afterward.

113. But I have had to give up certain things in my life. One is shopping. Two is lunch with the girls. Three is cocktail parties, and four is studying my lines.

114. If you want to live a hundred years, how do you want to live your life? At the age of 100, you should go shopping with your great-grandchildren, but not in a wheelchair.

115. The way you support farmers is by shopping and buying raw ingredients.

116. If I go to the department store, I get no excitement: I can buy the entire department store instead of one bag. So I lost excitement of shopping.

117. I love chocolate, and I love to shop – just give me a good boutique. Also like mall scenarios, too, because there’s more right there at hand. I think Nashville could use some better shopping!

118. Don’t be hungry when you go shopping, but don’t overeat, either.

119. I don’t do much cooking because it’s impossible when you travel so much. You go grocery shopping, buy everything, and then get a call to fly out for two weeks. By the time you’re back, all the food is rotten.

120. Doing the weekly shopping, I stock up on stir-fry kits, Amy’s meatless burgers, and armloads of onions and garlic. I put onions and garlic in everything.