Best Cyber Monday Shopping Quotes.
The Biggest shopping season of the year is here again! And sales and transactions have been going on through the week.
Holiday shopping is now a worldwide cultural phenomenon that is celebrated with enthusiasm and excitement. Presently there are striking Cyber Monday quotes that have gotten popular because of either trends or timing.
Here is a collection of Cyber Monday quotes and sayings for your pleasure.
Best Cyber Monday Quotes
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Shopping is a bit of a relaxing hobby for me, which is sometimes troubling for the bank balance.
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Groceries became a revelation: the people coming out with bundles of food. It’s all like a great ceremony, and the whole drudgery of shopping has become my inspiration.
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Whoever said that money can’t buy happiness, simply didn’t know where to go shopping.
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Fashion is the most powerful art there is. Its movement, design, and architecture all in one. It shows the world who we are and who we’d like to be.
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I think that when you’re really stressed out and can’t face reality, you shop.
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Shopping is my cardio.
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Here’s wishing your Black Friday injuries aren’t so severe that you can’t click a mouse on Cyber Monday.
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As you know, Black Friday is the day shoppers go berserk for holiday deals. -Trey Parker and Matt Stone
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You may have heard of Black Friday and Cyber Monday. There’s another day you might want to know about: Giving Tuesday. The idea is pretty straightforward. On the Tuesday after Thanksgiving, shoppers take a break from their gift-buying and donate what they can to charity. -Bill Gates
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Shopping is a woman thing. It’s a contact sport like football. Women enjoy the scrimmage, the noisy crowds, the danger of being trampled to death, and the ecstasy of the purchase. -Erma Bombeck.
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Thank God we’re living in a country where the sky’s the limit, the stores are open late and you can shop in bed thanks to television. -Joan Rivers
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We traditionally do this in my family by driving around the parking lot until we see a shopper emerge from the mall, then we follow her, in very much the same spirit as the Three Wise Men, who 2,000 years ago followed a star, week after week, until it led them to a parking space.
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The odds of going to the store for a loaf of bread and coming out with only a loaf of bread are three billion to one.
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The Christmas season has come to mean the period when the public plays Santa Claus to the merchants. -John Andrew Holmes
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Thank God we’re living in a country where the sky’s the limit, the stores are open late and you can shop in bed thanks to television. -Joan Rivers
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A Christmas shopper’s complaint is one of long-standing. -Author Unknown
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People will buy anything that is one to a customer. -Sinclair Lewis
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Consumerism has a religious day called Black Friday. -Jarod Kintz
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A bargain is something you can’t use at a price you can’t resist. -Franklin P. Jones
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Shopping tip: You can get shoes for 85 cents at the bowling alley. -Author Unknown
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Once again we find ourselves enmeshed in the Holiday Season, that very special time of year when we join with our loved ones in sharing centuries-old traditions such as trying to find a parking space at the mall.
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Buying something on sale is a very special feeling. In fact, the less I pay for something, the more it is worth to me. I have a dress that I paid so little for that I am afraid to wear it. I could spill something on it, and then how would I replace it for that amount of money? -Rita Rudner
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We used to build civilizations. Now we build shopping malls. -Bill Bryson
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Only one shopping day left ’til tomorrow. -Author Unknown
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Christmas is the season when you buy this year’s gifts with next year’s money.
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I shop like a bull — I charge everything!
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Advertising may be described as the science of arresting the human intelligence long enough to get money from it.
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Be glad that you’re greedy; the national economy would collapse if you weren’t. -Mignon McLaughlin
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Creditors have better memories than debtors. -Benjamin Franklin
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Anyone who believes the competitive spirit in America is dead has never been in a supermarket when the cashier opens another checkout line. -Ann Landers
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Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don’t need with money you don’t have. -Author Unknown
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We realize we can’t have everything, and so begins the mad scramble to have everything else.
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Once again, we come to the Holiday Season, a deeply religious time that each of us observes, in his own way, by going to the mall of his choice.
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If you camp out at the store for a TV, you are a good consumer. If you camp out for social justice, you’re a dirty hippie and will be pepper-sprayed.
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When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. It’s a whole different way of thinking. -Elayne Boosler
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Life is too short to wear boring clothes.
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Shopping is an art. I am an artist. Respect, please.
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I wish retail therapy was covered by my health insurance.
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I wish retail therapy was covered by my health insurance.
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Shopping is always a good idea.
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Life is short. Buy the dress.
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Each day is a page in your fashion story.
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Work hard so you can shop harder.
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The quickest way to get to know a woman is to go shopping with her.
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Saturday is for shopping.
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The woman just ahead of you at the supermarket checkout has all the delectable groceries you didn’t even know they carried.
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If men liked shopping, they’d call it research.
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Get in, loser. We‘re going shopping.
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Fashion is what you buy, style is what you do with it.
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I bet deep down you still wish your mom would take you clothes shopping every August for the new school year.
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The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her.
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When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. It’s a whole different way of thinking.
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Shopping is always a good idea.
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Born to shop. Forced to work.
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Shopping is the only sport I need.
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If I bought it on sale, I actually MADE money.
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If men liked shopping, they’d call it research. -Cynthia Nelms
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A bargain ain’t a bargain unless it’s something you need. -Sidney Carroll
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Who recalls when folks got along without something if it cost too much? -Kin Hubbard
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Credit buying is much like being drunk. The buzz happens immediately and gives you a lift…. The hangover comes the day after.
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Today, there are three kinds of people: the have’s, the have-not’s, and the have-not-paid-for-what-they-have’s.
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It’s the shop o’clock somewhere!
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Work hard so you can shop harder.
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Shopping is a bit of a relaxing hobby for me, which is sometimes troubling for the bank balance.
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I love to go shopping and see what catches my eye.
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Online shopping makes everything so much easier – it’s a bad habit of mine.
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Up all night to get lucky.
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I always say shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist.
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Too many people spend money they haven’t earned, to buy things they don’t want, to impress people they don’t like.
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could give up shopping, but I’m not a quitter.
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To perceive Christmas through its wrappings becomes more difficult with every year. -Elwyn Brooks White
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Money is like manure. You have to spread it around or it smells. -J. Paul Getty
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There must be more to life than having everything! -Maurice Sendak
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A consumer is a shopper who is sore about something. -Harold Coffin
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The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her. -Marcelene Cox
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I haven’t reported my missing credit card to the police because whoever stole it is spending less than my wife. -Ilie Nastase
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Oh, for the good old days when people would stop Christmas shopping when they ran out of money. -Author Unknown
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I always say shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist.-Tammy Faye Bakker
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Shopping is better than sex. If you’re not satisfied after shopping you can make an exchange for something you really like.-Adrienne Gusoff
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But it is a cold, lifeless business when you go to the shops to buy something, which does not represent your life and talent, but a goldsmith’s. -Ralph Waldo Emerson
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It used to be that people needed products to survive. Now products need people to survive. -Nicholas Johnson
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If instead of a gem, or even a flower, we should cast the gift of a loving thought into the heart of a friend, that would be giving as the angels give. -George MacDonald
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May Peace be your gift at Christmas and your blessing all year through! -Author Unknown
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A hug is a great gift — one size fits all, and it’s easy to exchange. -Author Unknown
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Stuffocation: being overwhelmed by the stuff one has bought or accumulated. -Author Unknown
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On the one hand, shopping is dependable: You can do it alone, if you lose your heart to something that is wrong for you, you can return it; it’s instant gratification and yet something you buy may well last for years. -Judith Krantz.
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Life is too short to wear boring clothes.
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Shopping is an art. I am an artist. Respect, please.
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I wish retail therapy was covered by my health insurance.
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I wish retail therapy was covered by my health insurance.
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Shopping is always a good idea.
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Life is short. Buy the dress.
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Each day is a page in your fashion story.
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Work hard so you can shop harder.
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The quickest way to get to know a woman is to go shopping with her.
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Saturday is for shopping.
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The woman just ahead of you at the supermarket checkout has all the delectable groceries you didn’t even know they carried.
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If men liked shopping, they’d call it research.
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Get in, loser. We‘re going shopping.
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Fashion is what you buy, style is what you do with it.
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I bet deep down you still wish your mom would take you clothes shopping every August for the new school year.
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The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her.
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When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. It’s a whole different way of thinking.
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Shopping is always a good idea.
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Born to shop. Forced to work.
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Shopping is the only sport I need.
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If I bought it on sale, I actually MADE money.
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We were both very much the same, we were both very impulsive, we both loved life. We both loved shopping, we both had a love of clothes, obviously, because he was the designer that I kind of wore forever and ever.
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Chinese people, young people, they don’t go shopping a lot in department stores. All department store guys hate me. They say business is bad because of Jack.
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It’s a great thing because I’ve said to my lad, ‘What do you want to do today – football, shopping, playing a game?’ and he says, ‘I want to bake with you, Dad.’ And he loves it, baking with me.
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I’m a bit of a clothes hoarder, admittedly. I try to weed out stuff. My girlfriends come over for cheese and wine and go shopping in my wardrobe. They especially love it when they get stuff with a tag still on.
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Be able to go shopping for a bathing suit and not become depressed afterward.
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But I have had to give up certain things in my life. One is shopping. Two is lunch with the girls. Three is cocktail parties, and four is studying my lines.
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If you want to live a hundred years, how do you want to live your life? At the age of 100, you should go shopping with your great-grandchildren, but not in a wheelchair.
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The way you support farmers is by shopping and buying raw ingredients.
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If I go to the department store, I get no excitement: I can buy the entire department store instead of one bag. So I lost excitement of shopping.
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I love chocolate, and I love to shop – just give me a good boutique. Also like mall scenarios, too, because there’s more right there at hand. I think Nashville could use some better shopping!
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Don’t be hungry when you go shopping, but don’t overeat, either.
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I don’t do much cooking because it’s impossible when you travel so much. You go grocery shopping, buy everything, and then get a call to fly out for two weeks. By the time you’re back, all the food is rotten.
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Doing the weekly shopping, I stock up on stir-fry kits, Amy’s meatless burgers, and armloads of onions and garlic. I put onions and garlic in everything.